LASER BONER

So I just totally bashed through season 3 of Girls. Doesn’t work out very well for anyone – career is totes the way to go. There is no permanence in the universe. Great soundtrack though.

Also received a Snapchat from W. So not ready for that. Completely killed the boner I’d been quietly nursing all evening and hoping to deal with before bed. ARG. Depressed the shit out of me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

MEN,
Do you have ANY idea how long women spend trying to decode your bullshit? To you, it may seem that every action is totally innocuous. This is because you are entitled to believe that your actions, or lack thereof, matter more than the reaction they provoke. You are not obligated to consider what the other person may feel out nor are you obligated to be fucking ‘nice’ when you reply, lest you be perceived as a crazy bitch. We, foolishly, give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that there may have been some thought behind what you do. We therefore agonise over all the silly shit you do/don’t do. You are allowed to do as you please because you are a man. You are all therefore, accidentally, up to some cryptic shit. GIVE IT A FUCKING REST. THE EMOTIONAL DISTURBANCE I MAY FACE IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DOG HAVING FUCKING LASER EYES. THEY’RE NOT EVEN REAL LASERS. FUCK.

 

GOD BEING A GIRL IS SO STUPID SOMETIMES.

 

 

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